Posted 15 minutes ago

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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Posted 18 minutes ago

miss-love:

kvallning:

chardyice:

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For all your post-apocalyptic Resident Evil world, LotR travelling to Mordor, and Assassin Creed needs.

Give to me

I just want to dress like this all the time

Posted 19 minutes ago

beam-meup-doctor-precious:

xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

At first glance I thought it was a deck of cards and I was really confused

(Source: nataliaromanov)

Posted 20 minutes ago
Posted 20 minutes ago

dumplingdean:

lmao. can we talk about this holy wallpaper tho. 

Posted 22 minutes ago

zorak2:

boyfrirend: “im going to take you to the sexiest restaurant in town…”

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Posted 26 minutes ago

castielthehero:

Cas is just like “I don’t fucking know man I’ve only been here for like two years give me a fucking break I’m about to die for your ass appreciate it.”

(Source: letmesayiloveyou)

Posted 34 minutes ago

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

  • c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

  • c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

  • Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

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Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 

LIKE GOOD LORD 

OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

(Source: dajo42)

Posted 57 minutes ago

WHEN YOU SEND A MESSAGE OR ASK PREMATURELY AND LOOK LIKE A TOTAL TIT I HAVE EXPERIENCED THIS TOO MANY TIMES

Posted 59 minutes ago

littleprincesshowell:

you know that a book is going to be confusing as fuck when it starts with a map

Posted 1 hour ago

ten-and-donna:

cumber-kitty:

brandyalexanders:

drink your school stay in sleep don’t do milk and get eight hours of drugs

yes sir

He looks like he’s followed all that advice.

Posted 1 hour ago

mockingjalie:

#raise your hand if you´re proud of this character development

Posted 1 hour ago

reichenbatchhero:

there’s probably a gay couple out there somewhere named adam and steve.

Posted 1 hour ago

liftedeyes:

liftedeyes:

My friends are amazing at Cards Against Humanity

I’ve never posted anything that deserved to go more viral than this.

Posted 1 hour ago
Some actors are famous for great lines like ‘Life is like a box of chocolates’. But not me. No, I get ‘Lucifer, you’re my brother, and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks’
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